Birthday Coming Up

    My Birthday is coming up this weekend and I would rather just forget it than celebrate it for a number of reasons:
    • Its winter and its cold and no one wants to come to a party in winter.
    • I'm dead broke
    • 38 candles does not look good on a cake (more like a fekking towering inferno).
    • I'm on diet to I can't have cake anyway.
    • I've already received my gift from My Boerewors.
    • Its Soccer World Cup and everyone will be watching the footie on telly.
    Case closed.

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