Freaky Friday, a 55 and Booty Bouncers

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Count blessings instead of your crosses;
Count gains not your losses.
Count  joys instead of woes;
Count friends not your foes.
Count  smiles instead of tears;
Count courage not your  fears.
Count  full years instead of your lean;
Count  kind deeds not your mean.
Count  health instead of  wealth;
Count on God instead of yourself.





  
And now that I've counted my blessing....
I'm going to vent with Fawk You Friday hosted by Boobies


• Fuck you to the organisers of our Year End Function.  They treated us like fucking mushrooms by keeping us in the dark and feeding us shit.  They've now gone a put a spanner in the works and switched up the teams.  Now we've gotta start planning all over again.  We always have Plan B..
• Fuck You to the national air lines who have hiked their prices way beyond my budget to more than double their normal prices for December.  Now I can't afford to go see my mummy for Christmas with my girls.  Fuck that for a sorry story...



 
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Theme : Gross Me Out!









Is this bloke for real?

Mankinis leave NOTHING to the imagination


Is this Skank Ass Ho for real?
 I killed myself laughing at her "supposed" sexy booty bouncing
while the fucking cat just sits there, stretches and snoozes.
Hysterical.


There is a whole following of these Booty Bouncers on You Tube. 




Have a kick ass Weekend, Freaks!
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Freaky Friday - Episode 6 Optical Illusions

This week's Theme : Illusions


Our eyes often deceive us. Check out these freaky illusions


1.



Keep staring at the above picture for about 20 seconds and then look at a white surface (a wall or a big piece of paper). One of the very classic illusions. The best thing is ; the afterimage seems to be a sharper picture than the original.


2.



Do you find something unusual in this picture? Can you see any human face in this optical illusion? If not just move away from the screen and try focusing on the center portion.


3. Try to count the number of black dots on the image below...





4.  Put your 3d specs on for these ones:









5. A Stereogram Picture - Can you see what this says?  (hint : cross your eyes a little to see the words)







Can you tell me what's hidden in this one?





6.  This just hurts like a fucking bad acid trip.






7.  Kevin James on America's Got Talent - this dude is very entertaining...

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Freaky Friday - Episode 3 - Sexy Contortionist

You wouldn’t want to stumble onto one of these little critters in the middle of the night. This strange alien-like creature is called an Aye-aye and its native to Madagascar.


This little bastard combines small rodent-like teeth with a long, thin middle finger to fill the same ecological niche as a woodpecker. It’s also the world largest nocturnal primate, characterized by its unique method of finding food. It taps on trees to hear if there is food, then gnaws holes in the wood and inserts its elongated middle finger to pull the grubs out.

Sexiest Contortionist Eva! 








and the craziest contortionist




Largest Mouth Ever!!!
Imagine how many Cheese Curls you could get between those chops?





Can you put a live snake up yer nose?




Hairest Man...how much was would it take to get this guy bald?








There are no words for this one


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