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  • eilsoe
    10-02 02:48 PM
    It's for Filter Queen Danmark A/S... my dad and I, plus one of his friends have been working on www.filterqueen.dk for some months now, now our client wants a pacman style game too...

    Ilyas is doing me a favor by coding it.. :) I'm doing all the designing and graphic work.

    You can ask him if you want in too, w're gonna need that tile engine thingy, you saw yourself how the game lagged...

    Anyone who helps wil get their name in the credits on filterqueen.dk of course...





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  • walking_dude
    08-01 11:20 PM
    Dear Tennesseans,

    I have started the Tennessee chapter of IV with the approval of the IV core. I request you to join me in fighting the injustice heaped on us for no fault of ours. Like all other state chapters IV TN will be a secure and trusted group of like-mided individuals. Hence I request you to provide your full name, IV Id, PHONE NUMBER and Zip Code while submitting request to join the group.


    I appreciate your concern for privacy and anonymity. But we also have to keep state chapters clear of anonymous anti-immigrants opposed to our cause. Hence no exceptions will be made to the rule. I will call and verify you as soon as I can. If you feel inconvenienced, please understand that I'll have to call and verify every one who requests to join. This is something we have to bear for the common good of our organization.


    Ping me through a Private Message if you feel your request has been unduly delayed. Of course, I can't approve you if you haven't given be the mandatory information essential in approving requests. I appreciate your cooperation in this process.


    If you are interested in my Bios, I have previously led the Michigan (MI) chapter. My contributions to IV includes Testimony before the MI Senate when MI state refused to issue DLs to temporary residents. I am a monthly contributor to IV, and have contributed to most of the recent IV funding drives. I am a Sep 18th rally veteran and recently visited Washington DC a few months back - in person - to lobby for some of the bills that are considered 'Hot News' today.


    All this is nothing compared to what IV has given back to me as an organization. I was saved thousands of dollars due to July VB reversal. EAD helped me change jobs and leave MI in this tough economic downturn and auto companies inching toward bankruptcy. I just got my 2 year EAD today , and I thank IV for saving me hundreds of Dollars by getting EAD/AP period extended to 2 years. I don't know any other organization or person who has done so much for me. I am immensely grateful to be part of this movement.


    It's my pleasure to start a volunteer group in the 'Volunteer State'. Hope we won't be short of volunteers :). It makes me nostalgic about the times MI chapter started as a group of few individuals and today boasts of 60+ members. Lets get organized here too. That's the only way to make our voices heard.


    This is my promise to you - I won't ask you to do anything which I haven't done myself. And I won't force you to do anything, unless you feel that waiting for others to step up will not take you anywhere, and you feel ready to do something to help yourself and your family. When you decide to do that, you'll find me by your side working with you.


    IV TN Chapter Web Address - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ivtn

    REQUESTS WITHOUT PHONE NUMBER AND COMPLETE INFO WILL NOT BE APPROVED.





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  • yui0110
    08-22 02:13 PM
    Hi,
    Going to canada for H1B extension visa stamping for first time. I am asking my friend in canada to get Scotia Bank Receipt. The US Consulate site say that scotia bank accepts US$ Cash/Money order/Certified check. How my friend will get 150 US$ in canada? Does he needs to pay in equivalant Candian Dollors and scotia bank will convert to US$ or I need to send 150$ from here?

    Thanks.





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  • Dhundhun
    05-21 05:47 PM
    I think, too many documents not required. The US Embassy in Delhi asks for:

    If you have a sponsor for your trip
    -- An Affidavit of Support, I-134 Form from your sponsor (a close relative), and also their bank statements and employment letter
    -- A copy of the passport of your sponsor in the U.S. Preferably, a copy of the relative's Indian passport, if possible
    -- Documents to show the sponsor's legal status in the U.S.

    Refer to http://newdelhi.usembassy.gov/nivbvisas.html.

    Just like EAD filing, one can send as many documents as required, but I sent only things asked in e-filing (refer to http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=18737).



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  • paragpujara
    10-24 03:12 PM
    I am 2nd July filer. My EAD got approved on 08/30/2007 but no updates on FP or AP. I guess there are many others with the same situation. USCIS is sending FP randomly.





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  • latbsol
    02-25 11:19 AM
    Hey, thanks for the feedback and clarifications. Good to know that my EB2 will not affect the existing EB3. Yeah, I agree things are kind of grey when it comes to using the on-the-job work experience. I guess it depends on individual circumstances and there is no certainity about what will apply where.

    It would be really nice if the USCIS publishes some clear written material on these rules and regulations, like a FAQs that answers the most nagging questions someone has about Employment Based immigration. Does something like that exist? Does anyone know?

    Thanks



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  • desi3933
    06-02 04:27 PM
    I'm sorry -- I didn't follow. Can I use the H1-B which has been extended for 3 yrs since my 140 was approved already for a yr and the visa numbers weren't current? (I've already used up by 6 yrs)

    Thanks,
    Murali


    You new employer can file for H-1B change of status for (upto) 3 years since you have I-140 approved and your PD is not current. The fact, that I-140 was applied by current (or ex) employer, does not matter.

    Hope it helps.


    _________________
    Not a legal advice.





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  • chanduv23
    05-30 11:12 AM
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  • mvinayam
    08-12 11:07 PM
    On 2nd July, what time was your i-485 application received at NSC?

    Hi,

    My application reached NSC on july 2nd 10.25 am & the LUD on my I-140 was changed on July 28th still no receipt notice or the cheque got cashed. No idea whatz going????

    So I guess the LUD change is nothing relevant to I-485 filing.

    Thanks & Regds
    MV





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  • jlt007us
    09-14 02:42 PM
    jlt007us,

    Sorry for your situation & I would suggest you better contact an experienced lawyer...who can advice you closely and assist you in this situation.


    Soni-

    Thankyou! That's what I intend to do. We need to wait till we get the denial notice and then plan on MTR/Apeal. I am planning to consult more than one lawyer just to be safe. I just wanted to see if any of the forum members came across similar case.



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  • belmontboy
    10-02 03:30 PM
    But what if the company doesnot have any more requirement when my GC gets approved. Its takes 4-5 years and conditions may change as per time...?

    Any opinion?

    if they don't have any requirement, they are expected to notify USCIS about this by revoking ur I-140





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  • nepaliboy
    05-17 04:41 PM
    Practically not much.

    If FP is for EAD, one is likely to get EAD soon with fingerprints.

    If FP is for GC, it usually gets OK in 2-10 days and then there will be a soft LUD. GC application remains in pending state for Priority Date, Processing Date and Name Check (now there is NC override of six months).

    FP is not a bottleneck, except for few cases - they have not received FP notices for the past 8-10 months.

    It is expected that Priority Date and Processing Date will be cause of delays

    so my pd is current now september 2005 row , my rd is july 2nd 2007 , i had not receive fingerprint notice yet but last week i took infopass and io shedule for 28 th may 2008 ,
    after may 28 2008 , after taking fingerprint for my i 485 what do you think they will process my case straight forward ?



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  • gc_bulgaria
    10-18 05:30 PM
    From Oh Law
    http://www.immigration-law.com/


    10/18/2007: Community Relations Meeting Q&A Between USCIS and AILA of 09/25/2007 [EB Proceedings Focused]

    * This material answers a lot of important questions which have not been made available. The USCIS has decided to release the Community Relations meeting record for the public. Please click here.

    10/18/2007: Correction of July VB Fiasco I-485 Filings

    * USCIS officially released the information that total I-485 applications which were related to July VB fiasco before August 16, 2007 were 320,000. During the period, the USCIS received 400,000 anxillary applications (EAD and AP), and substantial number of concurrent I-140 petitions. All of these figures added upto 800,000. For the USCIS verification of this information, please Q&A between the USCIS and AILA as part of the Community Relations meeting on September 25, 2007. This has been made available today.





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  • laborpains
    12-09 03:35 PM
    At last my turn comes in January.....now the real fight begins.....any information abt how to get name check status....etc. my FP was done in Sep 2007....did not receive any new FP request...any insight on that gurus.

    Happy holidays

    ~dask:confused:
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    PD:Jan 31st 2002

    Hey Dask, I am a 31 JAN 2002 PD too! Did not not receive any FP notice recently.



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  • smartboy75
    09-29 03:43 PM
    I wish...:)

    But on a serious note, I think It could be this. My wife is currently on an h4 visa and has applied for her I-485, I-765 and I-131 with me.

    She had an EAD when she was on L2, when I was on L1 before switching to H1.

    When we applied for her I-765, lawyer suggested we select Renewal of EAD option for my wife bcoz she already has an EAD and there is no need for a new EAD now.

    May be that is why they may be waiving the fee ?? I don't know....my guess





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  • eilsoe
    10-22 04:44 PM
    AAahhh....

    I think I remember something now yes...

    I was in that basement... d*mn... then i was close to finding him...



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  • jkays94
    05-25 01:20 AM
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  • Raj Iyer
    09-13 12:13 PM
    Hi:
    IF your I-485 is not denied, then you don't have any unlawful presence. What was your non-immigrant status at the time of filing the EB-1 petition?





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  • srkamath
    08-06 04:52 PM
    Friends, I Received the magic email today!

    Yes - I cant believe my eyes, my I-485 has been approved today and card production ordered.

    I do have a question: I could not file for my wife's i-485 in July/2007. So, we filed for my wife's application on Aug/01/2008 (Did a overnight express mail on July-31st) as my PD is current as of Aug-1st. So far her application check has not been deposited.

    What will happen now? Is she out of status? I am getting really concerned. Gurus help me out?

    Thanks in advance.

    A green dot guaranteed for the response :)

    Some details:
    I-485 Receipt Date: July/2/2007
    I-140 Approval Date: July/3/2006
    PD: 02/02/2006

    There is a follow to join provision, i'm not very sure about the details but, i believe that you can apply for her 485 before you get your's approved.
    You might want to research this. Good luck.





    unknown123
    10-24 11:28 AM
    I claimed my parents as dependents. You only need ITIN and have to do paper filing first time....





    sparky_jones
    04-25 05:59 PM
    Don't sweat it. I too overlooked this field during my last e-filing in 2008. The date of last arrival field is easy to miss, since it is embedded right under a set of "previous EAD" fields, some of which you would likely leave blank if you don't have too many previous EADs. I simply included this data item on a separate piece of paper with my supporting documentation. I didn't face any delays in my EAD approval...it was approved in a few weeks.

    I don't think this is any cause for concern.

    I guess USCIS IT department does not have the budget to hire a usability expert to review their e-filing forms. Some of those forms look like "hello world" projects. :)

    This is my second renewal, first time did it online it was smooth! This time the online process seemed little different, they were asking for few info at a time and we got to click the continue button...I was just doing fine and was waiting that at some point it would show the complete application for me to review, but I got to the last page and said something like "Submit" or "Finish" and I did ...everything was ok got the confirmation....OOPS, left the date of last arrival blank! Had put the Port of arrival correct, but left the date blank!

    How is this going to affect my EAD, anyone had similar experience ? In the confirmation, it had instructions that I will get notice for finger printing appt and other documents to be sent.

    Really pissed off! Very bad mood today!

    Can't the system check for missing information! Even mom & pop online services check for all information before accepting! Anyways, no excuse for me , I should have been careful!

    Anyone who got a RFE for missing to information and how long it took after responding to the RFE, Please share your experiences!



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