I am most certainly NOT a dedicated follower of fashion. I stick to the classic timeless stuff that never goes out of fashion. I definintely don't follow the seasonal changes in the trends. Besides my budget does not keep up with the rapid modifications.
In my opinion, the fashion lately is a Shopaholic’s Nightmare!
There is some fugly stuff going on this season. Have the style guru's run out of ideas?
Here's some things I think NO ONE should have in their cupboard EVA!
Fugly Gladiator Sandals
These are the ugliest things since doubling up on your shoulder pads in the 80's.
Kankles are in???
No thank you.
Who on earth wants to walk around looking like you've shat in yer nappy?
Leave them for Ali Baba and with any luck his 40 thieves will nick them
High Waist Trousers
They make even the skinnest people look chunky.
Clashing Animal Prints
Not even flattering on Sharon Slutty Stone
Leave them for gangsta mafia costumer parties and Humphry Bogart
Saturday Night Fever Disco Funk is so UnFly
Puffy Bubble Skirts
Didnt they learn ANYTHING from the 80s?
Hello? John Lennon is D-E-A-D peeps.
Massive Flower Accessories
Flower Power was the 60's!
Bloomin' fugly...not cute at all
Tell me what you think.
What do you like or dislike that is "in fashion" at the moment?
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 20 kgs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp instrument.
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in grade 7. Who has the biggest boobs? The 18 year old blonde.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Boobs don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
What's the difference between a South African zoo and an English zoo? A South African zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say FUCK!? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'
I just can't wait because I really need this little break. Its been a hectic and stressful couple of weeks, at home and at work. Its also going to be the first time in a good few years that all our camping group members are all going to be together at the same time in one place. Lots of catching up to do.
I am taking Friday afternoon off and leaving early...will take loads of pix.
Some Camping Tools
and just a little joke thrown in for good measure.